Its two am.
Why am I up?
Oh cause half an hour ago, when I was asleep, I was rudely awaken by a wasp stinging my leg.
It is still in my sheets because I found it, had a mild heart attack and decided to sleep on the couch instead. And now I am staying up for another half hour to make sure I don't have an allergic reaction because I have never been stung by a wasp before. All in all, I think I am taking this quiet well because I haven't screamed, cried, threatened my dog who is supposed to be watching out for me when I sleep or died. Honestly, right now, I hope the wasp decides to repent and die. Or just die, if it is an atheist wasp.